Women as explained by engineers

A good one!! Prepare to laugh.

Let's see which one matches you the most (if you are a woman).

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FUCKING da town

WAIT!! Don't judge yet when you see da FUCKING word. I'm not cursing...

See this first. It's an Austrian village named FUCKING, in the municipality of Tarsdorf, in the Innviertel region of western Upper Austria. The village is located 33 kilometres north of Salzburg, four kilometres east of the German border.

Are the residents called Fuckers?
What are the mothers called?
What would you be learning at the Fucking High School ?
Does the Fucking Hospital help you with anything else?
If your friend came from another town, he wouldn't be your Fucking friend.

I retype the article so that it's easier for you to read.

LONDON: (AFP) British tourists have left the residents of one charming Austrian village effing and blinding by constantly stealing the signs for their oddly named village.
White British visitors are finding it hillarious, the residents of Fucking are failing to see the funny side.
Only one kind of criminal ever stalkes the sleepy 32-house village near Salzburg on the German border – cheeky British tourists armed with a sense of humour and a screwdriver.
But the local authorities are hitting back and with the signs now set in concrete, police chief Kommandant Schmidtberger is on the lookout.
“We will not stand for the Fucking signs being removed,” the office said.
“It may be very amusing for you British, but Fucking is simply Fucking to us. What is this big Fucking joke? It is puerile.”
Local tourist guide Andreas Behmueller said it was only the British that had a fixation with Fucking.
“The Germans all want to see the Mozart house in Salzburg,” he explained.
“Every American seems to care only about The Sound of Music (the 1965 film shot around Salzburg). The occasional Japanese wants to see Hitler’s birthplace in Brauman.
“But for the British, it’s all about Fucking.”
Guesthouse manager Augustina Lindbauer described the village’s breathtaking lakes, forests and vistas.
“Yet still there is this obsession with Fucking,” she said.
“Just this morning I had to tell an English lady who stopped by that there were no Fucking postcards.”

This village does exists!! Go check out Google.

Now, this one is really good!
The sign says 'Bitte! Nicht so schnell', which in English translates to 'Please! Not so fast!

More tidbits, and it gets even funnier! ..
Pronounced 'fooking'.
The little hamlet of Fucking is named after the man who founded the village in the 6th century.
His name? Focko.

NOW YOU CAN FORWARD THIS TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS WHO KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THE FUCKING TOWN. =)

(the above FUCKING info was shared by my friend through email)

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'Halal' -- a silly slapstick comedy for Merdeka

So... How does one slaughter livestock in a halal way?



Hapeeee MERDEKA!~

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Homemade roasted pork and the spokesperson... or the indonesian maid??!?!

Disclaimer: This is not a halal post...

Nothing to do during the long weekend due to Hari Raya Haji and also the shutdown, we transformed to 'zhu yok weng' (猪肉荣) and cooked this lol... Can't believe it? Well, you got to!! Maybe we should just set up our own stall and sell roasted pork rice if the economy keeps on getting worse and if we lost our job... Ok, TOUCH WOOD!!!

It was all so perfect...the taste...the appearance...and the perfect spokesperson I thought... But...I admit I hired to wrong person to sell my dish lar...$@$#%&%^$#



WHY?? He was too damn into thisssssss....until he ruined my ad!!
AND OMFG...THAT'S MY BAG!!! What the heck...

This is only for savory pleasure, at the moment. Anyone wanna buy our recipe please contact me. =) And please just forget about our spokesperson...

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Kids nowadays are....well, just too nasty

Princess Cheryl's thought of the day:- Beijing Olympic has finally ended... I missed the live telecast of the closing ceremony because I was still on the way back from KL. Only able to watch around 30 minutes during the artists performance when I was having dinner. I feel proud being a Chinese when this 29th Olympic games is described as "Never Before Comparable". Looking forward for the 30th Olympic in London. By then, should I have a chance to watch it in London?


The class called on James to start things off.

James returned to his seat.The teacher called on Ernie next.

Ernie returned to his seat. Now it was Suzy's turn.

Suzy returned to her seat. Next, the teacher called Jerry to the board.

Kim's turn. Then she returned to her seat.

About this time, little Johnny began waving his arm hysterically. Little Johnny was well known for being off center, so the teacher was reluctant to call on him for anything. But as the teacher looked at the picture on the chalkboard, she thought that there was no way that little Johnny could possibly do anything to make this picture dirty. So she called on little Johnny, and he ran to the chalkboard.

The entire class erupted with laughter... the teacher fainted. Little Johnny had done it again.

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Are your eyes 'Chinese'?

Princess Cheryl's thought of the day:- Yippee! It's Friday again~ I'm going to KL to attend a convo, and also SHOPPING! Although I'm not a shopaholic but most of the time I tend to lose control in buying skin care products and soft toys... Ok, I need The Faceshop Su-hyang Snow balancing fluid, Avene thermal spring water, and a new top....maybe? XD

So here's an eye test for you. If you cannot decipher anything, then try pulling the corner of your eyes as if your were Chinese.

Awesome? Hahah...so now I know what's so special about 'Chinese eyes'.

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Girls vs Boys in early morning

Princess Cheryl's thought of the day:- Girls and boys are definitely different! Or else why do we need to separate into different genders?

Illustration speaks universal language. Hope you enjoy my story of the day.

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